Equal Opportunities, The Poetess Writes



The Difference Between a House and a Man

If a house is leaking 
and water threatens 
to rot its foundation, 
it won't act 
like it's not happening 
and then call you a whore 
and hit on your sister.




The Difference Between Men and Women in the Nineties, or, 
Why I'm Single

Women are all full of shit
and men are hungry spoons
who can't find their mouths.




In Love

He walks in the room
wearing a T-shirt with "Servant"
printed on it and asks you to get him
his pipe and slippers.  You do.  




The Difference Between Me And My Last Boyfriend

Bob Wagner is full of shit
and I am 
a million starving
pinworms.



copyright 1994 kathy jo kramer